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I opened my box of panadol this afternoon to take one and found there was just one left (I didn’t know because I rarely have them). I had it but I was thinking “ah, fuck.”

And here we are now, “ah, fuck” indeed. But I just checked my wallet, just in case, and there were two in there. Thank the lord for my pragmatism.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

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Still Into You by Paramore from the album: Paramore

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Still Into You | Paramore

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I didn’t want to go to bed earlier because I didn’t want to fall asleep at like five p.m. and wake up at like midnight and be fucked for work tomorrow. Now I think I should be sweet, even if I do wake up early.

I have no energy right now though and I have fresh summer sheets that need to go. My bed still has winter sheets and a winter blanket and if I go into my bed like that tonight I’m going to die. I was meant to do the swap today/tonight but I just can’t. Can someone do it for me?

Well since there were no takers I had to do it myself.

I didn’t want to go to bed earlier because I didn’t want to fall asleep at like five p.m. and wake up at like midnight and be fucked for work tomorrow. Now I think I should be sweet, even if I do wake up early.

I have no energy right now though and I have fresh summer sheets that need to go. My bed still has winter sheets and a winter blanket and if I go into my bed like that tonight I’m going to die. I was meant to do the swap today/tonight but I just can’t. Can someone do it for me?

It’s only seven but my body’s now at that point where it’s like “we gotta crash, dude!”

"Alright no worries, just give me a bit more ti-"

"BODY SHUTDOWN HAS COMMENCED. ALL SYSTEMS GO. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK."

  • me:

    haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

  • them:

    no

  • me:

    *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

  • them:

    we're not

  • me:

    *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

This dog in the neighbourhood is howling and whining and it just won’t let up. I feel for you, and I know it’s probably not your fault, but my head’s about to explode so please put a sock in it.